Westminster announced efficiency savings today of £650 million with a plan to replace international development with a euphemism for the military. “A new era of charity work” “It’s brilliant” William Hague, the Foreign Secretary, told Parliament today. “We can slash the charity budget and funnel everything into weapons systems in one. We’ll just re-name everything;... 

The US Secretary for State, John Kerry, has released a strongly worded statement to the rogue state of North Korea. It comes at a time of high military tension, with North Korea pursuing military movements along their borders. John Kerry said at a press conference: “Just what the f**k do you guys think you’re doing? Kim Jong-Un, are you totally f**king nuts or what? I mean, we knew you...