The Minister for Welfare and fifth horseman of the apocalypse, Iain Duncan-Smith, assured a worried nation that Conservative plans to plunge the United Kingdom into a nightmarish dimension were still on schedule. “My message is simple and stark, unite or die” Duncan-Smith defended his welfare bills in the house of commons from Labour, who claim he has fallen behind manifesto pledges to... 

According to a poll by HUNKI DORI, 60% of the general public believe the Royal Mail’s letter and parcel services were “much better” during a complete shut-down. 80% of respondents surveyed said that they found fewer letters stuffed in their hedges, or ripped and torn, or delivered to Mrs. Hastings who lives two streets away and doesn’t even share the same house number. The... 

Home Secretary Theresa May has ordered herself to be removed from the country after filling in an immigration form incorrectly. It is understood that she misunderstood the “name” section and instead of the deportee’s, wrote her own name in, beginning an irreversible extradition process. Under UK law, Theresa May has 14 days to appeal Theresa May’s decision, under which she will...